How to Get Out of the House on Time with Twins

by Becca
How to Get Out of the House on Time with Twins

Have you ever been at a toddler group and seen a mum come in late, hurrying a toddler along, looking harassed? We all have, right?

Have you ever been that mum? Yep. Me too. We all have… right?

Getting anywhere on time with kids is a nightmare. Even when you think you’re going to be on time, something happens to mess up your plans.

Getting out of the house on time with twins?

To say it’s difficult would be an understatement. It was hard enough when they were babies, but now that they’re toddlers, I actually think it’s worse. When they were babies, I had to deal with double nappy disasters right before we left the house. Or last minute breastfeeding marathons.

Now? Now I have to deal with 2 year olds who are getting really good at arguing and want to choose what they wear and then change their mind 5 minutes before we have to leave. Two year olds who spend all morning talking about how much they want to go out, but then decide they don’t actually want to get in the car and definitely don’t want to sit in their car seats.

So how to get out of the house on time with twins?

Well, I’m glad you asked! I’ve had 3 years of practice and I think I’m getting pretty good at it. That’s not to say I succeed every time, because I don’t. But I do OK.

Plan ahead

Last minute decisions are the enemy. You want to know what’s expected of you in advance, so there’s less chance of something “cropping up” and ruining everything.

Being a twin mum (well, being a mum, full stop) can be lonely. I understand wanting to get out of the house as much as possible. So… make plans. Get in touch with that friend you haven’t seen in a while. Make new friends – find a local baby/toddler group that runs at a convenient time and mingle. But plan ahead. I know people talk about “seizing the day”, but that’s just not as easy when you’ve got twins. If you put pressure on yourself to get out of the house with no notice, you’re setting yourself up for a difficult day.

Leave early

I am very rarely late for anything. But I am frequently early. I give myself an hour to do a 30 minute journey. That way, I’m under less pressure to leave the house at a certain time. If one of the twins kicks off 5 minutes before I want to leave the house, it’s ok, because I actually have 35 minutes before I need to leave the house. Sure, I have to deal with sitting around waiting for other people a lot, but I find that less stressful than being late.

Start getting ready even earlier

I never start getting the twins ready right before I want to go out. I don’t want them to know that I want to go somewhere. If they know, they’re just going to team up against me. I know that sounds dramatic, but I swear, they can sense fear. It’s best to just sneak up on them at the last minute.

So, when I know we need to go somewhere, I get them ready first thing in the morning and then distract them with other stuff until it’s time to leave.

Don’t make a fuss

Remember how I said they can sense fear? If you make a fuss, it just makes them worse. Stay calm. Get them into the car without them realizing what you’re doing. Better still, make them think it was their idea! I can’t even count the number of times I’ve said “wouldn’t it be fun to go out in the car and see how many blue cars we can find? It’s a shame we have to stay home today”. That works. Really. All of a sudden, my kids are desperate to get in the car and count blue cars. I’d say maybe my kids just aren’t that smart, but I know that’s not true. My kids are awesome. But they’re also kids. You’re smarter than they are. Try to remember that.

Don’t be so hard on yourself

Sometimes, you’re just going to be late. That’s OK. It’s part of parenting and all other mums understand, because they’ve been there. Probably more than once. And the brilliant thing about being a twin mum is that some people already think you’re a supermum, just for getting out of the door – because they know how hard it is with just one kid, let alone two. We know the supermum thing isn’t true, but it does mean that no one thinks badly of you for turning up a few minutes late.

They’re probably impressed that you turned up at all!

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